Sorel Mizzi Needs To Register His Hands As Lethal Weapons

It looks like partypoker Premiere League Champion Sorel Mizzi has “bombed the river” one too many times.

His latest trip to the airport found him getting “swabbed” while passing through security and according to Mizzi’s Twitter account, the results were explosive.

No really,“explosives detected” appears as the results of the swabbing. While security probably wouldn’t be too thrilled at the notion hat Mizzi was able to grab this photo, they likely had little reason to detain him as the result could be from any number of things not having to do with handling explosives…including hand lotion.

Maybe though security was right on point and Mizzi’s mitts are indeed lethal weapons when handling chips. Who knows what he’ll do with them next?

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