The Saurus vs. Assassinato – Epic Rap Battles Of (Poker) History
Dropping bombs in the Amazon.
We don’t often throw a warning on a post, but if you are at work and are silly enough to watch videos with the sound turned up on the company dime then you probably get what you deserve. That said, this video is pretty NSFW.
Peter “The Saurus” Morris was stepped to by young rap battler Alex “Assassinato” Fitzgerald and the two put on an exhibition match during the World Series of Poker in the famed Amazon Room. As Morris puts it, it’s part poker, part rap and pretty entertaining.
As this is an exhibition for the amusement of the small, but mighty, crowd gathered around there’s no real need to determine a winner…but what’s a contest without a winner, right?
Morris shows why he’s the vet, with a smoother cadence and a blending of well timed rhymes and references, he notches the victory. Alex brings the passion but also pads his verses with f-bombs and the ever-so-slight, 100% not-needed homophobic reference. With some experience, he’s going to elevate his rap game (dude is already good at poker.)
All in all though, these boys bring it hard for what will be, for many, their first taste of battle rap.
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