Sorry fellas, PokerNews’ Sarah Grant is officially off the market. She’s getting married.
And if you’re one of those bros that still thinks you have a shot anyway, you’d better think again. Take a close look at the groom’s name on that marriage certificate: Heath Herring. Sound familiar? No??
The poker’s on-camera personality is getting hitched to one of the toughest mixed martial artists to ever step foot in the UFC. This man(iac) got in the Octagon, willingly, with WWE part-monster/other part-monster Brock Lesner...for three rounds…and survived.
He actually lived and did not die….against a guy who has a broad sword tattooed on his chest. Crazy, right?
Well, now Herring (aka the “Texas Crazy Horse”) is going toe-to-toe with Grant in the steel cage that is marriage. In this Main Event though, there’s no being saved by the bell and kicks below the belt are not just legal, but routine. Sure, you get to roll around on the mat on a regular basis, but Herring should be prepared to be submitted time and time again.
Congrats to Sarah and Heath: you may now kiss the bride (just not like this).
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