Top 10 Poker Personalities We’re Thankful For – 2014

Outspoken? Yes.
Opinionated? Yes.
Over the top? For sure.
This is Nolan Dalla.

Dalla seemingly has been in the poker world before there was a “poker world” and there’s just about nothing in it that he doesn’t know. He’s one part historian, one part poker media member and one part judge and jury over just about everything that happens around it. Is he always correct? Um, no. But that doesn’t mean he’s not respected – even when his salty gut-check attitude lands him in a little bit of trouble.

The best part about Dalla is how seemingly unfiltered he is. You name the “controversy” and he’s got an opinion that he is sure is right and unafraid to share. That makes for good conversation. He’s the Director of Media for the WSOP and Creative Director for Poker Night In America and despite holding a couple high profile positions, he’s not afraid to get in the thick of things. We do not always agree with his statements or opinions, but damn, we’re glad he has them and for that we’re thankful for Nolan Dalla in 2014.

Dalla at his most gregarious:

Top 10 Poker Personalities We’re Thankful For – 2014

What’s not to like about the everyman underdog that is JRB? Sure, Jean-Robert Bellande claims to be perpetually broke and frienemy Dan Bilzerian is always hating on him for a backing deal gone bad. But no matter how many times Bobby’s haters come at him, he seems to find a way to end up in the catbird seat even when he takes the most vicious of bad beats. Bellande seemingly does whatever Bellande wants to…and it’s usually on someone else’s dime.

Bellande is also an attention monger and therefore happy to let you into his life. From countless pics of himself floating in a pool to talking about how he was arrested on the Las Vegas strip his fans are of the utmost importance to him. For giving those paying attention a little glimpse into what some may call the good life we’re thankful for the oversharing of Jean-Robert Bellande.

Classic Bellande:

Top 10 Poker Personalities We’re Thankful For – 2014

He’s got it all.

The looks, the cash and, perhaps, most importantly a pretty damn good sense of humor. When Mike “Timex” McDonald isn’t crushing high roller events (he had 3 7-figure scores in about a month at the start of the year), auctioning pieces of himself off to the highest bidder and playing detective on random electronic payments one of the world’s best poker players is tooling around in his yellow Lambo.

There was a brief moment a couple years ago when it looked like the poker world was going to lose one of the best staredowns in poker as McDonald contemplated retirement, but here in 2014 the man known as Timex has provided us with drama on the felt and a few laughs off. Because we called him the “Justin Bieber of Poker” and he played along like a champ we’re for sure thankful for the Canadian good-nature of Mike McDonald.

Timex talks with Bluff Magazine at the 2014 Aussie Millions to defend his intense staredowns.

Top 10 Poker Personalities We’re Thankful For – 2014

For those truly obsessed with the game of poker, David Tuckman may just be the voice you hear when dreaming of poker glory. Sure, Norm and Lon get the television time and Hartigan and Stapes rule the continent of Europe but it’s David Tuckman that is the man behind the mic for just about every World Series of Poker live stream, many many episodes of the Live At The Bike cash game and even recently providing remote commentary and analysis of the Poker Night In America live streaming cash game.

If there’s poker to be streamed, there’s a high likelihood that Tuck is breaking it down.

Here’s something else you need to know about Tuck, he’s as down to earth in real life as he seems on his broadcast. It’s Tuckman’s audible passion for the game of poker that makes him one of the very best in keeping you entertained when someone is minutes deep in the tank. For all his on-air contributions in 2014 we here at F5 are thankful for David Tuckman.

PokerNews talks with the voice of the WSOP Live Stream

Go behind the scenes with All In Magazine as they go with 2014 9th place finished Mark Newhouse back to his room immediately after his exit in the World Series of Poker Main Event.

As the now defunct Ultimate Poker finishes up the business of closing their doors forever, one of the benefits of having a regulated market is that people with money on the site are actually getting paid. No matter how much you have on there.

Reports of players from Nevada receiving emails that their balances are bring returned to them is, of course, welcome news but for many of these Nevada players their balances are nothing to write home about. In fact, they are hardly worth the paper that the check will be made out on.

One such player is respected gaming journalist and former voice of QuadJacks, Marco Valerio. His check – a whopping $0.18. Alone, it’s scrap metal…but if everyone pooled their money could it make a difference?

If you thought that Paul Newey's love of slots was going to be tamed by getting bit by the poker bug, you’ve got another thing coming. Sure, we already showed you some of the UK player’s biggest scores off the one-armed bandit, but he’s been on a virtual yanking spree as of late and so we thought the only thing better than one Paul Newey post – is two.

Earlier this year we brought you the bizarre story of former Navy Rear Admiral Timothy Giardina who allegedly found counterfeit poker chips at the Horseshoe Casino in Iowa and proceeded to try and use them.

Read: Admiral Convicted For Fake Poker Chip Scandal

Now, it seems that authorities think not only did he not stumble upon those chips in the toilet, but maybe he actually had a hand in making them.

Can you believe that online poker has been back up and running in New Jersey for a year now? Well, every since day one the online poker powers that be, including Borgata & partypoker have been pushing to make the games as juicy as possible in order to have recreational players and grinders alike jumpstart the new US online poker boom.

This weekend, on Sunday Nov. 30, it’s no different. The guys at partypoker are going to double their Sunday major guarantee to $100K and offer up bounties on some of Team partypoker players. Jaime Kerstetter, Scott Baumstein and even New Jeresy Devils great Ken Daneyko all have $100 bounties on their heads and if, by chance, you KO all three – you earn $10K.

Sattys are running around the clock to help you get into this must-play tournament for even cheaper than the $200 entry fee.

So, this Sunday, celebrate with partypoker and BorgataPoker by giving someone else the worst bad beat of their life en route to claiming a piece of that $100k.

Like it or not, the title of “ambassador” for poker has been bestowed upon whoever it is that is lucky and skillful enough to win the World Series of Poker Main Event. Once the checks have been cashed and the play analyzed all that’s seemingly left to do is decide if our champion is indeed “good for poker.”

Over at Flushdraw, the team there take a look at what Martin brings to the table and while, they like him just fine, they think the time of poker needing a healthy public role model is a thing of the past.

For Aaron Massey it’s all about style.

Massey’s profile in the World Poker Tour “Ones To Watch” video shows the young gun off as a “cool kid”, “funny guy” and a player who’s confidence borders on arrogance. From the looks of it, Massey is pretty much living life on his (and his brother’s) own terms.

You know it. You’ve experienced it. You hate it – it’s TILT.

Poker’s word for “losing your shit.” Playing poorly in the light of a large emotional swing. If you don’t get it together man, you’re going to lose a lot of money trying to make right whatever it was that went wrong. From having your Aces cracked to sitting next to Curtis Rystad we’ve all gone from a solid mental place to one where we think “**** it all!”

Thankfully, the level headed team over at Sky Poker has brought on Barry Carter and Jared Tendler, authors of “The Mental Game of Poker”, to define, explain and help you get over your anger issues.

So check out this multi-part special on everything tilt and take back your composure. (Videos after the jump.)

Last week Jennfier Harman hosted her annual charity poker tournament to benefit the Nevada chapter of the ASPCA and to honor the occasion it looks like the Planet Hollywood poker room decided to go with a “special” felt to commemorate the event.

Honestly, there’s not too much to this pretty standard hand except to watch one-time hockey superstar Jeremy Roenick do what ever poker player does: complain about his luck.

If you’re following any of our advice, hopefully it’s our picks at the WR position as we consistently have been killing it with our picks of at this position. For example, last week we gave you Jordan Matthews and Kelvin Benjamin, both coming off strong Monday night performances and with artificially low salaries.

This week, we are confident in our picks is well. We will also provide some wide receivers that you may want to try to fade as they face particularly tough matchup’s.